All the Tweets that Never Were

Right after I posted last week on the connections between haiku and twitter, I came across this interesting article:Twitter: the New Haiku?.

It has crossed my mind more than once that it is a real shame that Mitch Hedberg  died before Twitter was invented. He would have been a master at it!

"I was walking by a dry cleaner at 3 a.m., and it said "Sorry, we're closed." You don't have to be sorry. It's 3 a.m., and you're a dry cleaner."

"That's be cool if Spider-Man shot hammocks instead of webs. You're not a criminal, but you do need to relax."

 "This guy handed me a picture of him, he said,"Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger."