iPhone Games They Should Make

Here is a list of the iphone games my kids have requested recently.  Not one of them was available, all lost opportunities as far as I am concerned!
-a "kitty painting game"
"tuna make sandwiches for gold fishes"
-a "zipline game, where your head is attached to a zipline going from a house"
-a game where you "design a restaurant"
-a "witch game and you have to make your own hat"
-"monkey games out of fur"
-"grocery store game and you have to time it but not break anything (or you lose points)."
-"boy hair cutting game"
-a "tea pot game and you put mashed potatoes in it to make food for people."