Play Clay Fort

What if you woke up in the morning to a whole yard covered in heaps of play dough?

What if you could slide down a hill of gobs of play dough?

What if you could form a giant dough fort?

I know, it would be great.  That's what I thought as I willed my toes to retain feeling this afternoon.  All this malleable snow is like play dough on a grand scale.